mellarkia:

Do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

yes

…

SORRY TIM.

when i first met beth it was just an anon sending me loads of tmis and i was like omg wait who are you because i was scared it was someone irl and then she revealed herself and then my life was totally enriched because she’s just fucking flawless and i love her

last week i showed up really drunk and crying at rose’s house at like 11pm and she wasn’t in but her son was and i was just like ‘…can i stay here tonight’ and he was like ‘uhm yeah okay come in’ but then a few hours later my parents got home with rose and my grandad and then i ended up staying at my parent’s house instead [rose is my nan btw]

one time rach was running away from a street-lamp because she thought it was the moon and she thought the moon was chasing her and she fell and sprained her ankle and then complained about it for like the entirety of the following week

one time i saw anna in town and she walked over to me and asked in a really concerned voice where rach was because it’s apparently so rare that i’m out without rach that now when i’m without her people assume she’s like severely injured or comatose or something idk

today i saw daniel and he gave me a camera lens cover on a string and told me to keep it secret and keep it safe so i put it around my neck and there it shall stay also i convinced him to get a tumblr

one time i had a crush on a guy called chris when i was like 11 and then we moved to different senior schools and that was the end of that

one time tom and i talked about doctor who over facebook. that’s about it.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

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abitchlikethis:

if i unexpectedly die, can the follower who lives closest to me please break into my house and delete everything - pictures, documents, web history - from my computer because honest to god i don’t want to taint the memory of me and i feel like we all have a moral obligation to each other to at least do that it’s probably in the tumblr terms & conditions i mean honestly

teamcocket:

someone irl who knows about ur blog but stays ur friend is the truest kind of friend 

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godjamit rachel

FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENTS: ONE PER EPISODE
7.05 “My Growing Pains”

if me and rach ever end up with children this will be us

never been so pleased with myself in all my life

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