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Human beings.
Not when one of them is separated out, or even as a crowd, but as a concept.

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i don’t

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Sports.
Sport sucks.

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Wait that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever
If time passes then you get older
Unless you mean like, if one’s body were to stop ageing. That doesn’t mean one isn’t getting older, though.
I guess I’d like if my body didn’t age past about 24, that’d be good.

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No, it’s just being a cunt right now.
I’ll be back by tomorrow, I hope.

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It’s the only way I speak to people so you should totally get back on there.
OH GOD YES HELP I’M DEAD I CAN’T TOO MANY EMOTIONS FUCK MY HEART
I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING FEELINGS ABOUT THAT SHOW

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SAME, BRO.
Do you even go on tumblr any more?
Because that is basically the only way I communicate with anyone ever.

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how the fuck do you think it was
i had to sit there and watch John stand by Sherlock’s grave
it was fucking traumatic

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Hello.
Thank you deary <3
Not as far as I’m aware, no. I’d quite like to be a pictsie, though.

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Well obviously yes I’m incredibly trustworthy
but idk you may choose not to trust that answer

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No. I hate talking on the phone. It’s all awkward and I don’t know what to say and ugh it’s just so horrible.
I prefer to text.

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No.
However, I HAVE wondered many times what it would be like to be Charles Xavier, so that’s kind of the same thing.

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I wonder that at least once a day.

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I would probably cry and run away
or throw up on him
and I’m not even exaggerating
I mean I nearly threw up when the Sherlock S2 trailers were released
Whatever I did, it would just be awful
I would make a horrific fool out of myself and he would walk away thinking to himself how totally weird some of his fans were and I would go home and cry and eat every last spoonful of ice cream I could access

Come at me, bro.